theavengersshouldnttext:

Tony: you fucking lead soldiers into battle, you should so be the leader of the avengers!

Steve: You are way more apt at the ways of today, and I really don’t need all the extra paperwork.

Tony: but you’re a SUPERSOLDIER.

Steve: But you’re a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist!

Tony: YOU ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED PERFECTION

Steve: YOU CAN WORK A TOASTER

Tony: touche.

electrikfeather:

fat-birds:

Never mind me, I’m just going to pose over here being totally fucking adorable.

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weaponizedwit:

lokisswagga:

dowantblog:

[HOT TOYS] The Avengers: Thor & Loki

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(via arixophite)

secretly-a-fangirl:

placesbetween:

themetalgentleman:

black-nata:

#alright#who the fuck gave cocaine to thor

 #it was Steve #he thought it was frosting sugar

THE TAG DEAR GOD

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castieltheunicorn:

payback is a bitch

(via reality-is-terrible)

geniusbee:

donniaandjokesy:

i literally die every time

Coulson you’re the cutest cute

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